I must apologize for my absence and the absence of the comics that I know you all look forward to each weekend. I'm aware that those funny pictures are an important part of how you distract your minds from the harsh cruel world we are apart of. And for depriving you of that, I am deeply, deeply sorry. However I was nowhere near the magic bit of technology (the funny-picture-maker-3000) that allows me to make the funny pictures. And oh how funny this past weekend would have been! Do not fret however! As those comics will be put up this upcoming weekend instead! I know. I can feel your relief. Because I am psychic.
I'm in your head.